Odyssey By Poseidon

Do you know the epic tale of Odysseus, written by Homer? It is complete bullshit! Homer was not even there when Odysseus did his oh-so "heroic" acts. It is me, Poseidon, the mighty god of the sea, who can tell you what really happened! I have created this game (yes, game development is part of my godly duties) to tell you the real story. Apparently, Odysseus blinded my terrifying cyclops son to survive (don't ask me who I slept with to get that son). Wrong! My son was just a baby that Odysseus wanted to kill out of pure hatred. He came with millions of ships to destroy my poor baby son. But I smashed them all with my godly powers. So here is my epic tale: Odyssey By Homer Poseidon!